Who would you rather have as President, Kim Kardashian or Sarah Palin?

I think they bring many of the same qualities to the table. Both are stupid, selfish, self-absorbed, full of bad ideas and really good-looking. Sarah and Kim were each able to foster careers for their even less talented relatives. Both have too much sway over stupid people and have manipulated said stupid people to further their own undeserved fame.

Now, if this truly were a contest, how could these two candidates be vetted against one another? A debate would not work because they're both morons. Maybe something more along the lines of a spelling bee? I'd love to hear each of them take a crack at words like "filibuster" and "judicial" and ohhh ohhh here's a good one: "Habeas Corpus." This meeting of the minds would be followed by, of course, mud-wrestling or foxy boxing - I think we'd need some opinion polls to figure out which type of competition would most interest the American voter.