Hey guess what? I don't care about your wedding

It's a disease, I get it. You got engaged and you lost the ability to realize that you're not interesting. Uh-huh uh-huh, wow? A Bagina Labia off-the-shoulder cream gown, you say? Hmm, that is a tough call about those aisle runners. Oh, hang on, it's a call from my friend and I need to take this. He's an African refugee who was forced into slavery at a diamond mine but then escaped by crawling through the jungle and leaving his sister behind. He's been having nightmares lately--oh? What? Oh, sorry, didn't meant to interrupt, what were you saying about the table cards?