I've had bad reactions to birth control pills in the past. As I've gotten older, some of the side effects have been awful and I've attempted murder, ruined holidays, and collapsed in a sobbing heap after having a serious argument with an inanimate object. I stopped taking them.
Recently I tried again and today I want to stab everybody and smash coffee cups over their heads. It's not my fault though, I ordered just a LITTLE bit of milk in my coffee and literally, it was a cup of steamed milk. Really, they did it to themselves and they can only blame themselves now that they are tied up behind the counter, gagged and being punished with the milk steamer up their noses.
Get the eff out of my way today.
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