I am currently processing a break- up and have been thinking about what it will take for me to not only heal, but to achieve closure. This could very well be an ongoing list because most people going through break-ups won't shut the hell up about it.
*I need God to come down to earth and tell me, in an all-knowing capacity of past, present and future, that my ex will never be happy again and further, will never date anyone as great as me
*I need my hotness factor to somehow expand by twenty to thirty percent and to immediately find a new partner with a better personality and job who is smarter, more interesting and better looking than my ex
*not be sad at all
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