Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Dear Rick Santorum, please die.

He is a dipshit. I am smarter than that turd burglar and I have accidentally eaten dog treats on three separate occasions. In this day and age, how can a politician get anywhere by isolating a minority group and depriving them of rights? In America, this should absolutely be the first dealbreaker.

Oh, you're gay? I'm going to need you to wear this pink apple patch on your arm so that you are easily identifiable and I'll send you to this special "retreat" to "help" you become "better" and then let's face it, I'll torture you and gas you in a giant chamber because I am Hitler reincarnate!

Also, Black People should get jobs! Heil Sweatervest!

This guy really does single out minorities and discuss rights he would like to take away from them. He said he would declare defunct every single gay marriage performed in this country if he were to become president. With what? A magic wand? I know it's not original to compare political leaders we don't like with Hitler, but c'mon, Hitler really did take away marriage rights from an entire class of people! This time it's dead on!

Rick Santorum is an ignorant bigot and I am annoyed that there are enough other ignorant bigots clogging up my country's sewers for this eff-hole to win any popularity contest at all. It's amazing that the Republican Party out-did themselves on that Sarah Palin thing in the very next election.

Republican Party, you know what you need to do to win elections -just run some rich guy that is just like the other side's rich guy with negligible differences. That has always worked before, for all of us. Now get your game face on.

No comments:

Post a Comment