Thursday, September 20, 2012

Rush Limbaugh's Penis Now 10% Smaller Because Women Won't Bone Him

Ugh, he's such a gross fat pill-popping pig. Do you think he went to AA for his addiction issues, because those people become really kind and thoughtful after doing their 12 steps. I don't think he's done his 12 steps. He's still a jerk.

What sort of porky ignorant blow-hard runs around and debunks scientific studies about changes in the human body? Rush Limbaugh. Entire books have been written about what a corpulent turd he is, but he still has a radio show. People film him talking on the radio. Italian researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors contributing to a 10% decrease in the average size of the penis over the last 50 years. Limbaugh says no, his wank is tiny because of feminism. How many penises do you think Limbaugh studied?

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