Which Scissors Did You Say You Used To Trim Your Nosehair?

Does this taste infected?
Do I still have salami in my teeth? Still?
Did you pay that parking ticket from Tuesday? What about the one from Thursday?
Is my fly down?
Why do you think the cat hates you?
Is something leaking over here or did you drool?
What's that thing on your face? I never noticed it before.
Are you going to finish that?
Does this look like a rash to you?
Do you want to get a donut? No? Can I get a donut?
Do these socks make me look fat?
Did anyone pee on anything while I was gone?
Do you want to talk about feelings? Me neither.
You smell burnt toast? Are you sure you aren't having a stroke?


Marriage.