If You're Gay, Just Join The Girl Scouts

In case you haven't followed, the Boy Scouts of America delayed an organizational decision about whether or not to continue to ban gay members/leaders. So currently, you can't join the boy scouts if you don't believe in god or were born gay. So stupid. America's socially conservative movement is damaging, ignorant, selfish and hateful - and none of them is ever wearing an outfit I envy.

The Girl Scouts don't do any silly god-indoctrinating and don't have any bans on homosexuals. They serve their communities, sell some awesome cookies, and teach girls about leadership and other useful junk like cleaning pennies. Leave it to the boys to get all bent out of shape about who can join their organization - who actually call themselves "we-blows" at some point. Lighten up - why does everything always have to be so uptight and wrapped up in those silly values expressed with Southern accents from the expensive pulpits of mega-churches?

I think I'm in favor of bringing back some sort of literacy test at the voting polls - not the kind we used to have where the test was blank and you failed if you were black, but one with actual questions on it about the basic structure of government, how it functions, what "equality under the law" means and what causes diabetes. Also, there's an idiot-o-gram going around the interwebs that is a fake open letter from an American CEO about how he is firing employees with Obama bumper stickers because they're the reason we have "change" that is causing a 10% increase in taxes and fees for businesses. Yes, yes, great idea, let's violate the basic tenets of employment law and discriminate against our employees for their political opinions. So, "conservative political thinker," we're ushering in a new era of McCarthyism because your fat ignorant ass is still mad that your Ken Doll lost in November? For crying out loud, didn't you lunatics promise to move to Canada?

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, You Lazy Slob. Get off your dead ass and sort your recycling or trade your car in for a bicycle and stop hating everybody and trying to cut off their rights to sew a badge and sell a shitty apple corer to their grandma. Sometimes I wish I was gay just so I could be gay and better than you.