Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Is Being Unlikeable Illegal?

Why is it big news that John McEnroe, famous giant toddler, thinks men are physically superior to women (which most men probably believe and also some women), but it's not big news that people in Michigan and West Virginia still don't have water to drink, cook with or bathe in years after poisoning? Why hasn't America deployed the Army Corps of Engineers to give its own people clean water? What is taking so long? Oh, we can't, because that person over there wants to identify as non-binary and that other person might be scamming welfare and I need my safe space alternate reality made entirely of positive feelings in which there is a different president who is a gay Asian unicorn that farts equality and doesn't see color.

Why do we care that the average schmoe says dumb racist stuff on Twitter?
Why are you obsessed with what gender someone chooses to identify with, or that they want to make that choice for themselves? What does that have to do with what time your macaroni and cheese is ready to eat? Just shut up and eat your Kraft.
Why was a Yale Dean fired from her job for writing mean things on Yelp reviews? Since WHEN is being an elitist at an Ivy League institution the WRONG attitude?
Why the hell does everybody care so much what everyone else is up to?
Stop trying to legislate away people being jerks and stop trying to pass jerky legislation that only affects small groups of people.
PEOPLE DON'T HAVE WATER IN THIS COUNTRY.

Finally, the government has managed to actually charge a couple people with manslaughter (over Flint, MI, which first came to light in 2014), but still no clean water. Although, people are so politically obsessed with their identity as either Republican or Democrat, that $30 million was spent in a Congressional campaign in Georgia for a single election - just one person - to have a little bit more power or influence - but nothing like that amount has been raised to prevent small children from having to bathe with bottles of water. I'm not even talking big jugs and tanks of water - literal small bottles of water that you would buy on a hot day because you don't care about the environment.
And holy fucking smokes a man dressed as a woman might pee in a place I think they shouldn't pee.

If you're sitting on a little hill of guns convinced some Libturd is going to try to take them away from you or you are filling out post-it notes with perceived micro-aggressions you experienced at the movie theater when you overhead people praising Donald Trump that you want to discuss with your attorney - turn on your kitchen faucet and see if your water is drinkable.

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