Sunday, August 14, 2011

From a Recycle to a Rebound In Under a Week

I swear this had better be rock bottom or I am going to start killing puppies.

A recycle is "environmentally friendly dating" in which you continue hanging out with and sleeping with your ex.

A rebound is terrible sex with someone who is essentially what oatmeal is to meatloaf. Pure filler.

Better days. . . better days. . .

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