What the hell is going on with this guy? He's totally freaking me out with his whole drone strike, torture, holding American soldiers prisoner without trial, Benghazi talking points cover-up and seizing journalists' phone records schtick. I voted, man, I'm not supposed to have to do anything for a while and I just want to sit back in my LazyBoy with my big gulp and watch The Price Is Right while the President takes care of me.
He's all like "Bitch, I don't have to campaign anymore, it's my hot body, I'll do what I want!"
He looks more and more like an insane evil genius every day. The stories are so rapid fire the way they're coming out, that I can't even tell the difference between fear-mongering media hype and terrifying exposé of a leader turned Dr. Frankenstein with the Justice Department. Can the Supreme Court intervene again and put in a new President? Not Mitt Romney, because he's a creep, but maybe somebody less tainted? Let's see, who would that be? I wish Kid President was old enough. That kid's adorable.
This is some serious shiz - it sort of makes me wonder if I'm going to see the second impeachment of my lifetime. If it turns out he has abused his power in any of these scenarios, then I hope so. Presidents can't act with impunity.
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