This is Bonina, my neighbor. She is a hairless Peruvian dog and her skin feels rough and dry like leather. She nips at ankles and barks and chased me once while wearing this ugly dress that makes her look like a pimp. Not only is she hideous, but she's got the personality to match. I swear she has locked me out of the courtyard at night. I tried making friends with this little jerk - gave her little nibbles of food a couple of times and she let me rub her disgustingly rough leathery skin the way you'd normally affectionately rub a pet. This morning she pinched a fresh loaf right on my doorstep. Please feel free to send me any suggestions for revenge.
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