It's when you have a really great guy friend who is gay or married or paralyzed from the neck down so there is no romantic possibility, that you really trust to give you honest opinions about what other guys are really saying or attempting to convey.
Example:
"Jeremiah, I was playing with my hair while talking to Bruce and then he said 'your hair is long enough that you could drape it over your face and make a mustache' - what does that mean? Like, he was noticing that I have hair, so that means he's interested, right?"
"Uhh maybe"
"Ok, but like, umm, he was looking right at me when he said it, so what does that mean?"
"That he was talking to you?"
"Exactly! OMG how long does this mean it'll take him to ask me out?"
"Dear lord. . ."
"What do you mean? Do you think this is serious? Oh wow! He probably really likes me, right?"
"I guess."
"But what does it mean for guys? Like, in guy-language."
"I think it means he thinks your hair could drape over your face and make a mustache. He might like mustaches."
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