If you are a security force with black ops skills from one of the wealthiest and most powerful countries in the world and you can't get away with some hookers in a country made of cocaine, I'm not sure I want to know what's really behind all of this.
Budget jokes about government spending on $57 toilets have abounded since the 80s, but they just mark that crap up to hide all of the money they spend on shiz like hookers in Colombia. Duh. Black ops, man. Clearly hookers are a cover story or Colombia is really pissed at America for something - because the business of hooking is all about discretion and then later, if you're lucky, blackmail and extortion. If you blow your wad and leak the story of secret service agents and hookers, you no longer have any leverage. So why would they let this whore out of the bag? I'm really thinking I don't wanna know because it's probably something super awful that will embarrass America to the rest of the world - they already know we're fat, broke and make bad decisions, now this? If we can trust anybody to bury a body, it should be the secret service - are we really failing that badly as a nation?
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