Wednesday, February 17, 2016

I Am Pretending To Be Donald Trump

Picturing a Donald Trump presidency, I tried to imagine who he might appoint to the Supreme Court and here is my shortlist:

- The corpse of Joan Rivers. He loved her no nonsense skewed ideas on justice and her hilarious hooker jokes. She made tons of hooker jokes.

- Jesse James. He was on celebrity apprentice and as a sleazy B-lister with a tremendous following of ignorant folk on social media, he's used his own platform to support Trump because while James was on the show, Trump was nice and even was friendly with janitors.

-Judge Judy. She very well might be the only judge he's ever heard of.

-Judge Dredd. The second judge he's possibly ever heard of.


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