Why do all goyim festivals result in diabetes? Apparently, this is the new symbol of Christmas:
When your kid writes their letter to Santa asking for Newt 2012 stickers and a calligraphy set, tell them the truth. If a fat guy with tons of facial hair enters your home while you are asleep to eat your cookies and leave some junk behind, you will be high-fiving the 2nd Amendment and popping a cap in his arse. When Jeebus crapped out chocolate eggs and his pet rabbits hid them all over Mesopotamia, do you think Easter baskets were what he had in mind? You're out of control.
Did you know the war in Iraq was ending this year? S'about damned time. . .
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