Jack Nicholson is a gross, fat, nasty old pig-man and I shiver a little every time he is on screen showing chest hair.
Cialis commercials make me want to throw up. Gross old dudes in romantic settings when they are clearly about to get frisky with the Misses or Mistress is my version of chicks talking about their periods to guys. EIWW. Oh, also, guys adjusting the fruit bowl in public or scratching the fruit bowl in public is my other version of chicks talking about their periods to guys. Keep your hands out of there you dirty bastard.
I read an article recently about how the internet hates women and then it talked about internet trolls and the vitriol that females are subjected to in comments of various things. I was kind of like whoa whoa what's happening? But I loves the interwebs, it should loves me backs. Apparently some people think that commentary on Renee Zellweger's plastic surgery is "helpful" because it's so extremely critical. Umm, why is that even important? Can we get back to how gross Jack Nicholson is?
People are always going to say and do nasty shit to other people and men are ALWAYS going to do it more. Always. But can we add to the conversation how GROSS old dudes are? Examples:
Man boobs are grosser than c-section scars and that's a FACT
Gray chest hair is grosser than wrinkles *shiver of disgust*
Baldness is an unfortunate curse of nature, and is MORE unattractive than saggy boobs - I mean, at least we mostly still have boobs, or a boob
It's not just the sexism surrounding aging women, it's just everything being all annoying and sexist. Well, you know what? You're short? Sorry, most ladies probably don't want to sleep with you. Try growing. The most interesting thing you've done with your life is become an expert in playing World of Warcraft? Oh. Wow. Here's a complimentary jar of peanut butter, I guess, since it's expired and I wasn't going to eat it anyway.
DUDES. You're being sexist, domestic-violence-y jerks and that act is tired.
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